Every porn comic needs one, and every fighting tournament – from Street Fighter II’s Vega to Street Fighter: The Movie’s Jean Claude Van Damme - needs one too.
The density of this book! On just this one page we meet two of our fighters - hotheaded Judah of the warrior clan and soft-spoken Pisao of the fisherman’s clan - plus we establish their dynamic as they argue and needle each other with obvious affection AND we do some vital worldbuilding for Dick Fight Island itself, where all grown men wrangle about bare-assed to show off their masculinity! Let’s meet the men attached to the dicks we already know so well.
My coverage of Dick Fight Island will be a two-part survey because, much like all of Lolo’s terrified brides, I can’t possibly fit it all in at once. Dick Fight Island Volume 1 is over 200 pages! This is a saga!Īnd so must this article be. Dick Fight Island is over 200 pages long. That’s right – I said the first 20 pages. It does extensive worldbuilding, thoroughly explains the premise (dicks fight on an island), then it introduces eight unique, compelling characters and their relationships to one another, and it does it all in just the first 20 pages. I was expecting a hastily executed straight-to-penetration porn mag that did not understand what was so wonderful about its concept, but Dick Fight Island is shockingly competent. It’s like a Hindu station wagon or a concert at a county fair: The dicks go up front. We do get to the glamor shots and splash pages and everything that comes along with your standard tournament manga, but that happens later. I promised myself I wouldn’t do this, but I already have a favorite dick! I couldn’t not pick. This is one page and I already know these dicks, how they fight, and what’s important to them. Lolo of the Earth Clan fights with his beetle dick, for he is strong and grounded! Blanc of the nature-loving Moon clan brought his budding plant dick, which is supple and bends instead of breaks! Vampyr wields a winged bat dick, because his name is vampire!Įach of these dicks has more personality than the entire cast of Virtua Fighter. Look at the personality and love put into those dick armor designs! Every single fightin’ dick is its own character, each reflecting the origins of its wielder. You meet them like a dwarf meets everybody. You meet them like a man out of ideas on Tinder meets every woman. You meet them like a distracted zipline attendant meets every client. Here are the introductions that open the entire thing: This is a fighting tournament story, so the characters are the most vital aspect. That’s how art is born.Īnd it’s a very good thing Dick Fight Island was rescued from the Spencer’s Gifts bargain bin that The 8 Warriors belongs in, because the book does not disappoint. Then a producer stepped in and said “that’s garbage! It tells me nothing – where does it even take place?!” It was actually the translators who stopped and thought, “wait a minute – this is a story about men fighting with their elaborately armored superdicks. That’s how fragile the creative process is – you can fuck up an entire project at any stage with just a title change, especially if you don’t understand what makes it great.ĭick Fight Island was originally a manga called The 8 Warriors, and you can throw that right in the trash.
That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.”
Halfway through production, they tried to change the title to Pacific Air 121.
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